Ah, Shakib Cham—Zari Hassan’s latest leading man. Last week was a whirlwind for him, poor soul, as he squirmed under the spotlight after catching flak for what some call “insecurities” about his wife’s ex-with-benefits, Diamond Platnumz. But before we start playing the world’s smallest violin for Shakib, let’s break down why he really deserves no pity.
Insecurity Meets Reality
So here’s the juicy backstory: After Diamond crashed their daughter Tiffah’s birthday party like he owned the place (maybe because, let’s be real, he sort of does), Shakib reportedly pulled Zari aside for a good old-fashioned what-the-heck-was-that conversation. But Zari? Oh, she clapped back with a classic: “If you can’t handle it, there’s the door.” Ouch.
And as if that wasn’t enough to bruise his ego, Zari’s manager, Galston Anthony, took to social media to rub a little more salt in the wound. He pointed out that Shakib’s biggest problem isn’t Diamond—it’s that his resume is a little light compared to the superstar ex. Galston’s advice? Step up or step out, because sulking in Diamond’s shadow won’t win him any medals—or any sympathy.
Why Sympathy for Shakib is in Short Supply
1. Play Your Part, Shakib—And Play It Well
Let’s not pretend Shakib doesn’t know the score. If trophy wives are to be seen and not heard, maybe it’s time for Shakib to take a cue from that playbook. No one’s expecting him to outshine Diamond; they’re just hoping he doesn’t keep dimming the lights with his insecurities. Zari didn’t marry him for his bank account or his intellect. We all know exactly what he brings to the table—wink, wink.
2. Voluntary Signing—No Refunds, No Returns
No one dragged Shakib to the altar at gunpoint. He knew what he was signing up for—a life where his wife comes with baggage that even an entire cargo plane would struggle to carry. Let’s be real: Five kids by two different fathers is quite the package deal. Two of those kids still need daddy’s attention, and daddy just so happens to be Diamond, a man who’s very much in the picture. Welcome to the big leagues, Shakib. Did you really think this ride would be smooth?
3. Zari: The ‘Untouchable’ Boss Babe
Zari has a history of brushing off attempts at control like lint on a designer suit. From Ivan’s wealth to Diamond’s charm, she’s seen it all and still stands tall. Shakib thinking he could tame this lioness? Cute, but laughable. If men with actual power couldn’t rein her in, what chance does Shakib, with his background extra energy, really have?
This relationship isn’t about love songs and sunsets. It’s transactional. Zari gets a younger, fitter arm candy to keep her brand fresh, and Shakib gets… well, the fleeting fame and free VIP access. The problem is, Zari’s playing chess while Shakib’s fumbling with checkers.
A Word of Wisdom for Shakib
Stop catching feelings, and start catching those checks, Shakib. You’re in a position many men would envy. Use it to your advantage while you still can. If you’re in it for the long haul, adapt—or get left behind. But please, whatever you do, stop the whining. Nobody likes a trophy that talks back.